Lyle Kula recently retired from his job a bikini insector to act full time. His performance as Wank in "Botulism:The Musical," won him rave reviews from the Erector Set Times and the East Coast Nasal Review. Born in 1827 Lyle keeps young by inhaling the breath of kittens. He studied acting with John Wilkes Booth and Buddy Hackett though not necessarily in that order. He has been married since 1961 to a Queen Anne wicker seat chair, recently appraised on Antiques Road Show at $67. Lyle likes hot fires and cold women, he dislikes phonies and rude animals.