Below is a list of plays you can download, read and show the kids. Save the paper for toasting marshmallows later!
All plays are in adobe acrobat format. If you don’t have adobe acrobat reader, a free version is available by clicking on the icon below. Any plays not available electronically can be requested by clicking here.
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MY Apartment (2005) - An apartment has a soul, right?
HURT (2000) - An evening of karaoke and blood.
MY HEART AND THE REAL WORLD (1998) - We said hey let’s take all these bits we have and string ‘em together in a lazy monologue performance piece. Our most produced play. Go figure.
CONFETTI (1993) - I I hope I die before I get old.
M.I.B. The Screenplay (1993) - That's right. Men in Black. You figure it out.
Clazion Catches Light (1990) - An evening at the Scrim household watering the sidewalk and being harassed by neighborhood ne’er do wells.
MURDER IN THE MEN'S STORE( 1987) - It's the day before the big suit inspection and terrorists have planted a polyester eating rodent in your suits bins. What do you do? May someday become a minor musical.
A NAKED SINGULARITY (1993) - A totalitarian masterpiece, very popular in Easter Europe (no shit).
STIGMATA (1998) -A nun, a bleeding teenage, a vampire. All in a trailer court on the last day of creation. What more could you ask for?
M.I.B (1987).-The play. 1987. Copyrighted, by God.
SMALL TOWN (1983)-The less said the better. Basically a rip off of The Ghost And Mr. Chicken but with axe murders added.